Did OREO secretly bring in Cosmic Misfit Studio to consult on this stellar cookie theme? Was REVO the inspiration behind the Cosmic Creme colors? Is there now a large truck load worth of these limited edition treats hidden somewhere within the Cosmic Misfit headquarters?
I might be a little slow to acknowledge this perfect pairing of REVO and OREO, but never a mention would have been a space crime. We all have to appreciate the rocketship design on these cookies. What is the most consistently used symbol used when sharing REVO news? Why it’s the 🚀 of course! It can’t just all be a coincidence, can it? I mean, filling a screen with bullets and your mouth with a popping candy filling, especially at the same time, must have been by design.
Now is it possible that an almost airlock tight non-disclosure agreement legally prevents any official statement of partnership? Of course it’s possible. And if that were true, I can only hypothetically propose that it would have been appropriate for a large sum of money and/or cookies to be exchanged for the rights to such a beautifully colored and astutely named creme.
Perhaps the only flaw in such an out of this world yet easily conceptualized dream collaboration between a game studio and a cookie company is that I can neither confirm nor deny its true nature. But what I will do is allow all my personal gravity to fully consume every last atom of OREO Space Dunk in the known universe.
Your galactic overlord demands you play REVO and consume OREO.
And you’re welcome. Maybe.
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